YOU CAN TELL YOU OLD WHEN

Old is when you ''dont dare trust a fart''
Old is when you sometimes ''pee on your shoes''
Old is when you feel like ''you just did..... and you havent for about a month''
Old is when you dont recognize yourself in the mirror
Old is when ''a little action'' means you must get up three time at night to go ''tinkle''
Old is when an ''old person'' calls you ''Sir''.........
Old is when you throw your last condom away cause its dry rotted
Old is when Bingo is a real thrill....
Old is when you can remember 25 cent gas, 5 cent soft drinks, 10 cent hot dogs and 20 cent burgers and ''Darn good wages was 1.25 an hour''.....
I guess I am old.........