DONT EAT THE CHOCOLET CANDY

Uncle Wade lived alone in a small house in a neighborhood that had deteriorated over the years. He noticed that things started coming up missing when a certain group of kids moved into the neighborhood. His lawn chair, wheel barrow, garden hose, etc etc etc all came up missing over time and he reported it to the police but little happened. After that, things got much worse as his house was being broken into about once a week. We figured it was kids because all that was usually taken was candy from his candy dish and soda from his refrigerator...... We called the police but nothing happened so we devised a ''plan''...........

We went to the drug store and bought several packs of ''EXLAX'' That is a laxative that looks and tastes like chocolate. It is in little squares kinda like Hersey Treats.... We carefully wrapped each piece in foil and put it into the candy dish... I put a sign on his front door that said ''HAUNTED HOUSE, KEEP OUT''..............

A few days later, true to form, Wades house was broken into and all the ''candy'' out of the candy dish was taken along with two sodas.

For a few days two of the kids were missing from the ''group''....... When they did emerge from their house they looked like they had lost five pounds each and they looked pretty rough. From then on, Wade could leave his house unlocked and the front door open and no one but no one would enter his house. I guess they figured the house was really HAUNTED......
I suspect they never figured out that they were not eating CHOCOLATE. ....lol...

God bless and protect our troops and bring them home soon and safe.....

Ok ladies, Veterans Day is coming soon and when you see a Vet I want you to Kiss him on the cheek and say ''THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE MY HERO''... And you guys will do the same for any ''Lady Vet'' you see. And here is the ''deal''........... Anyone not doing this I will personally send Wayne the Marine around to KISS YOU.......LOL.... You probably wont like that.......