THEY ARE TAKING MY CADILAC

I had been putting off telling My Willa that I was having trouble with my left eye. We got new glasses about two months ago and I figured that would help with my problem with my left eye but it did not do much good. Finally, last Sunday I told her that she needed to make me an appointment down to Graystoke Eye Care center so they could take a ''look, see'' at my left eye. Her first statement was how long I had been bothered with m left eye and I told her about a month. Her next statement was more Obseen. ''Why the heck didn't you tell me about this before now''. I tired to explain that I thought it was going to ''go away'' when I got use to the new glasses and it had not. It seems that, through my left eye everything is ''fuzzy'', like looking thru a foggie window. She called Monday morning and got me an appointment at 3:30 and we rode over there. They asked a lot of questions and put some drops in my eyes to dilate my pupils. A very young doctor came in and did an exam on my eyes and said I had a Cadillac and I promptly told him that I was a Ford Man. Me mumbled something under his breath that I could not understand due to my bad hearing. He asked me if I wanted to get rid of the Cadillac and I promptly told him that ''I do not have a Cadillac but we have a Classic Tiffany for sale if he is interested''. He then said again that he was only interested in the Cadillac and he would make all preparations to ''take it'' it if I would give him the ok. I could see right away that he was a hard man to talk to because he was so young and apparently not listening to me because I was old. He kinda started talking to Willa and they made arrangements to take away my Cadillac next Monday. He said the government would pay and that I should not worry because it would not hurt a bit and he had done this ''take away thing'' many times before and he was a good Cadillac remover. Again I tried to explain that WE DO NOT HAVE A CADILLAC, we have a Luxxor, a Classic Tiffany, a 34 Benz convertible, and a 53 Bentley MkIV. I heard Willa tell him that she would explain to me later and we would be over to the hospital early Monday morning.. I have never sold a car at a hospital before but, since he is a doctor, I guess that is where he likes to do business.
Now, according to My Willa, I am scheduled to get rid of a Cadillac that I do not own, that the government is going to pay for, that will not hurt a bit, to a young man that don't listen to old people, because old people are hard of hearing. Them drops they put in my eyes gave me a headache because of the bright lights and I am totally confused now. I told Willa that we could go over to the hospital on Monday morning but we would drive the Tiffany and hope that this young man was too stupid to notice that it is not a Cadillac that he is going to take off me, that the government is going to pay for and it wont hurt a bit
I will keep you guys posted as to how the sale goes and in the mean time, I hope someone can recommend a good eye doctor, that don't need a Cadillac, that can look at my left eye and see why everything is so ''fuzzy''.....
(cough cough)


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