CHANGING A LITE BULB

First..... go buy yourself a 6 pack
Second. come back to the coach and sit down at the table and open a beer
Three. take a large sip of beer and wonder if you have a replacement bulb for the one you think is no good and not working.
Four. look around for that replacement bulb you think you may have somewhere in your coach.
Five. finish that first beer and open another one while you are wandering around looking for the bulb replacement thingie you think you have somewhere in your coach.
Six. be sure to look over the drivers seat and under the bed for spare thingies that you bought some time ago because you figured you may need them or you might meet someone that might need them out on the road maybe. Finish that beer and open another one...
Seven. go ''peeeeeeee'' and look in the bathroom for the spare thingie that you were looking for so you could do something that you think you wanted to do earlier but you cant remember what it was because it was not that important and your coach will still run and you are not out of beer yet.

Eight.. OK....... finish that kinda warm beer and oben anoddder one and flop down at the table and call your wif on the sell fone and ax her if she knows what you are subbose to be doing out in the coach and whar is the part you was lokin for earlier but dont tell her you are dringing bear......

Nine. rite down what she mumbles to you about your job and hav anodder sip of beeer and domt wory about wat it was you was spose to do becauce it didmt madder no how. Finish that bear and flop on the sofa.

Ten. OBEN anover bear and lie dawn on the sova amd sid your beeeer on the floar and tak a nap from your hard dayz worg.

That is how you change a lite bulb in a motor home or 5er.......

If you use this method you must pay me ten cents for this valuable information and you can pay me the next time you see me or buy two six packs and gimme a call and I will help you...

God bless our troops .